The inspiration for this came from a line in the Alanis Morrisette song "Head Over Feet". But, don't worry, no on is going to break into song. Everytime I hear that line, "You're my best friend, best friend with benefits" I think of the exquisite benefits I enjoy as my husbands best friend. Mulder and Scully are best friends, right? So... Not a MSR, just a really physical friendship piece. One tiny spoiler from the Fourth Season episode "Home". Please let me know what you think. I'm new to this, having only posted one other story, and would really like feedback. Don't flame me for the NC-17 content if you don't like that sort of thing. Just don't read it! And finally, no, I'm not really that hot teacher from "American Gothic". I probably don't even have her name right. I just didn't want my kids to know what mom was REALLY doing on the computer. DISCLAIMER: The characters of Dana Scully and Fox Mulder belong to Chris Carter, 1013 Productions and the Fox Network. I just borrowed them. And besides, if the following story was about a couple named Fred and Ethel I couldn't post it here. RATING: NC-17 No joke! Don't read this if you're underage or will be offended by explicit content. Best Friend With Benefits by Selena Coontz selena1782@hotmail.com Scully was stretched out on her couch unable to get her mind off of sex. Dammit, she thought, this is ridiculous. I need a man. Hands and vibrators just aren't doing it anymore. It's just been too long. But, she didn't have a man. She picked up the remote and turned on the TV. At least I can turn something on, she thought. Ooh, bad pun, Dana. You must be getting desperate. I am, she admitted to herself. Sometimes a woman just needs a nice, big dick inside of her. Nothing else will do. This was one of those times. She flipped through the channels trying to find something to get her mind off of what it was currently fixated on, to no avail. Sighing, she gave in. She turned the TV off and slipped a hand inside her panties. At that exact moment, there was a knock on her door. Cursing under her breath, she rose to answer it. "Scully, it's me," called the familiar voice of Fox Mulder. Shit, thought Scully. Why did he have to have such incredibly bad timing? Sometimes she thought he really was psychic. She yanked the door open. "What do you want, Mulder?" "Glad to see you, too," grinned Mulder. "What bee's in your bonnet?" "Nothing," she sighed. "Come on in." "Did I interrupt something?" "No," she answered hastily. "I just turned the TV off and was sitting around. So, what's up?" Oh God, Dana. Did you have to say THAT? Shut up silly! He doesn't know what you're thinking. Mulder took in the faint blush on Scully's cheeks. I wonder what she was doing, he thought. "I've been running some errands today, and thought I'd drop by and see if you wanted to get something to eat." I sure would, but it's not going to come from a pizza place or Chinese restaurant. Dana!! She shook her head. "Umm, yeah, that sounds good." "Are you sure you're OK?" Mulder asked as he reached out and touched her shoulder. "I'm fine," Scully quickly answered, but not before Mulder noticed the slight shiver run down her body. "I'll order us a pizza," Mulder said, watching her as he walked toward the phone. Scully made a decision. "I don't want pizza." "Chinese?" "No." "Then what do you want?" "You." "What?!" "I want you, Mulder. I want to have sex with you... I'm horny as hell. I haven't had a man in ages... I don't know anyone else to ask," she admitted in a rush. Mulder was shocked into speechlessness. "I don't know what to say." "Just say OK or else I'll have to disappear through the floor having died from embarrassment. You're my best friend. I know we're not supposed to..fraternize with each other, but..." Mulder eyed his partner with wonder. "Oh, shit. Nevermind. I don't know what I'm saying. Forget it." "No," Mulder said quickly as he closed the distance between them to grasp Scully's arms. "I didn't hesitate because I didn't want to, I hesitated because I was so surprised. My God, Scully, I've wanted you ever since you came into my motel room in your underwear on our first case," Mulder teased. Scully looked up and saw Mulder's eyes were sincere. "I just, I don't know...You remember what I told you in Home, Pennsylvania about our bodies being a vehicle for genes needing to replicate? I guess my gene's are just in overdrive today," Scully admitted wryly. "It's OK, Scully," said Mulder. "You wouldn't believe the number of hard-ons I've had to hide from you." "I hate to break it to you Mulder, but you haven't hidden all of them." "I know. The bane of a male's existence," Mulder groaned as he pulled Scully into his arms. Their eyes locked as Mulder slowly lowered his head to tenderly brush his lips across hers. One hand tangled in her hair at the nape of her neck while the other snaked around her waist to pull her even closer. "Mulder, you don't.." "Shh, shh, shh. I want to do this. I'd give my life for you, Scully. Do you think I'd begrudge you my body? All of my body is yours for whatever pleasure it can give you. My lips," he said as he brushed hers again with his, "my tougue," as he traced the outline of her lips, "my hands," as he brought one hand around to lightly pinch a nipple through her clothes... Scully gasped as a flame of desire ripped through her from her breast to her groin. "And my cock," as he pushed the evidence of his desire against her. Scully grabbed his head and pulled his mouth down to hers as her body melded itself against him. Her tongue plunged into his mouth desperately as waves of desire coursed through her body. She moaned into his mouth as Mulder's hand cupped a buttock to hold her against his erection. "Ah, Mulder, make me frantic," Scully begged breathlessly. A slow grin grew across Mulders face. "My pleasure, ma'am. Come on," Mulder said as he pulled Scully toward her bedroom. Once inside, he pulled off his T-shirt. Scully immediately reached out to run her hands over his chest. Oh, the smoothness of his skin, the feel of his muscles...she had speculated about him before, wondering if he would enter into lovemaking with the same intensity and passion he showed in other areas of his life, or if the months and years of isolation would make his lovemaking tentative or perfunctory. Her thoughts were cut short when Mulder again pulled her into his arms. His mouth lightly touched her forehead as he nuzzled his way past her temple to her ear. His tongue traced the outline of her ear as his hot breath sent shivers down Scully's back. "Oh God, Mulder, that feels so good." "You ain't seen nothing yet. Come over here." Mulder's fingers entwined with hers as he led her closer to the bed. He reached out and began to slowly undo the buttons on Scully's blouse. One hand reached over and gently tweaked a nipple causing Scully to gasp once more. Once the blouse was opened he rubbed his hands all over her exposed skin, wanting to touch all of her. The sensuous feel of his hands on her, their warmth, was causing Scully to slide into a pleasurable languor. This won't do, thought Mulder, she wanted frantic. He reached behind her and unclasped her bra. As he brought his hands back around to the front, he slid his fingers underneath the bra to feel her naked breasts. Her nipples hardened against his touch and Scully gasped. "Mulder." Mulder pulled the bra free and lowered his head to take one of the hardened peaks into his mouth. His tongue licked and swirled over one nipple while his fingers lightly caressed the other one. "Mulder, please." "I'm not done, yet. "Didn't you know I'm a boob man?" Mulder teased as he lowered Scully back onto the bed and took the opportunity to undo her jeans and pull them off. He decided now might be a good time to shed his own jeans. They were getting _very_ tight. "You are so beautiful," Mulder said as he lowered himself down beside Scully. "Shut up and kiss me, Mulder." Mulder laughed lightly, but moved to oblige. His mouth came down on Scully's harder than before. She opened her mouth to him eagerly, and then plunged her tongue into his mouth, exploring, thrusting. When Mulder pushed his tongue deeply into her mouth, their mouths did an imitation of what she wanted their lower bodies to do. She broke away, gasping for breath. Mulder again lowered his head and hands to her breasts, teasing her unmercifully. Scully felt as if there were a direct line from her breasts to between her legs. Her legs parted helplessly. "Mulder." "Oh, but you're not frantic yet." Scully groaned. "Yes, I am." "No. You're not." Mulder continued his downward exploration before settling himself between her legs. Scully was still wearing her panties as Mulder brought his mouth down on her and began licking her through them. The sensation of his hot breath and tongue caressing her while she still had on her panties drove her crazy. Mulder nibbled all over, never failing to return to the area she most reacted to. He explored her opening through her panties with his fingers. Scully's hips were moving in rhythm to his touch. "Mulder, please!" Mulder gripped the top of her panties in his hands. "May I?" "Yes! Just get them off!" Mulder ripped them apart, finally exposing her. The heady smell of her arousal was almost too much for him. God, I have to taste that, he thought as his mouth descended upon her once again. His hands caught her knees and held her legs up and apart. He ran his tongue in circles over her most sensitive nub until she was moaning and writhing helplessly. "Mulder!" Suddenly, Scully's eyes went wide. "Here it comes. Oh, God!" Her movements stopped momentarily, and as the orgasm swept over her, she began to buck wildly against Mulder's mouth. Mulder held on and ran his tongue back and forth over her until her spasms stopped. He raised up, pulled off his boxers, and settled back down between her legs probing her opening with his cock. He pushed into her, stretching her and filling her completely. Scully gasped as he began to move. His mouth came down on hers and kissed her deeply. Scully tasted herself on his mouth. She felt completely open to him as both his cock and tongue plunged into her. "Fuck me, Mulder. Harder!" More than happy to oblige, Mulder thrust harder and faster into her. Oh God, Mulder thought, dick don't fail me now! He thrust into her knowing she was close, trying desperately not to come before she did. Scully was moaning continuously now, her mouth moving, but Mulder unable to hear or understand her words. Then it happened. He felt her body clamp down on him in it's first spasm, and the knowledge of her release sent him over the edge, too. He pumped furiously for what seemed like forever as she bucked against him. Finally, their movements slowed as both their contractions ebbed. Mulder collapsed momentarily on top of her, totally spent. "Oh, Scully." Scully smiled at him and contracted her muscles on his diminishing organ. "Mmmm," Mulder groaned. After a minute he pulled out of her, rolling beside her and pulling her against him with her head on his shoulder. "Thanks, I needed that," Scully smiled at him. "Anytime, Scully. It was my pleasure." END