TITLE: Goin' to the Fair AUTHOR: ficlady@hotmail.com CATEGORY: MSR RATING: NC-17 DISCLAIMER: these characters don't belong to me..i make no money from this....just fun! FEEDBACK: Yes!! (please) The phone....that's what the ringing in his ears was. He knew it wasn't the alarm clock because they hadn't set the damn thing last night. It was Saturday, their only day to sleep in. Mulder groaned and rolled away from Scully, picking up the phone with a grumbled "What?". "Hey dude, I didn't wake you, did I?" Frohicke asked. "Yes, you did and whatever it is can wait until later!" Mulder snapped back. "We'd like you to come over today and check out our new toy. It's a state of the art web camera with...." "Web cameras aren't new and whatever new gizmo you have to show me can wait until later!" Mulder answered. "I'll talk to you later, ok?" Mulder didn't wait for Frohicke to answer before hanging up. He turned to Scully, hoping she hadn't been awakened by the phone, but it was too late. She was looking at him with her eyes half opened. "What time is it?" Scully asked. "Nine a.m. Do you want to go back to sleep?" Mulder answered. "No, I don't think I can. I'm awake now. I had a weird dream last night. In it we were kissing on the ferris wheel. All I was wearing was a black silk thong and red pasties in the shape of a rose. Did you see the weekend carnival they were setting up at the mall? I think I'd like to go there today and make that dream come true." "Will you wear a black silk thong and pasties for me?" Mulder asked with a leer, eyeing her present sleeping wear, which consisted of a t-shirt. "I'll wear my silk thong if you'll wear that black silk pouch thingy I bought you. But the pasties are out! At least in public..." "It's a deal! You shower first and I'll make breakfast." Mulder ordered. He leaned in for the first kiss of the morning and his hands started to wander over Scullys body. She enjoyed this for a few minutes then pushed him away and told him to get cooking... in the kitchen. Mulder gave her a quick peck on the end of her nose and hopped out of bed to follow orders. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX An hour later they pulled into the parking lot near the carnival. There were people everywhere and the music from the competing rides was nearly deafening. They could smell the Gibbys fries and elephant ears and about a hundred other foods and it all smelled wonderful. "What first? Rides, games, food or funhouse?" Mulder asked. "Hmmm....I think I'd like to go on some rides first, then get some- thing soaked in grease to eat, then go play some games. Of course, I expect you to show your manly abilities and win me one of those large teddy bears I see over there. Then we can go through the funhouse and the Oddities of Nature exhibit...not that we don't see enough of that at work!" "Hey, I wanted to show you my manly abilities before we got out of bed this morning but you made me cook you breakfast instead." Mulder said, grinning. Scully grinned back, then asked if her schedule met with his approval, and at his enthusiastic nod they headed for the ferris wheel. After that they went on almost every ride there, and on every ride Mulder took the opportunity to steal a kiss or three. Then they strolled by all the food booths and bought a lot of junk food that neither of them would eat at any other time. After that they checked out the games and at the shooting booth Scully won Mulder the largest teddy bear. Mulder won each of them a pair of gigantic sunglasses...the kind that are an electric neon color and about a foot wide. He wore his and made Scully wear hers too. Soon only the funhouse and the Oddities of Nature were left. They flipped a coin to see which they would do first. It was getting close to the dinner hour and the masses of people had thinned out some, much to their relief. The funhouse won the toss and after buying the tickets they entered. Far ahead they could hear the high-pitched screaming of teen-aged girls and the laughter of their dates. Other than that bunch they couldn't hear anyone else. As they entered, there was a large grandfather clock on the left. It was running backwards and the pendulum swung front to back, instead of side to side. Each time it came to the front it hit the glass loudly, sounding like it was trying to break through. When it hit the back it sounded like two blocks of wood slamming together. As they started through the narrow dark tunnel, skeletons jumped out at them, and all kinds of moans and groans and shrieks could be heard. It was very dark in there. Halfway through Mulder suddenly pushed Scully against the wall, behind a decaying monster with ropy tendrils hanging from his face. He began kissing her with all the lust he had been reining in all day. Scully wrapped her arms around his neck and wound her fingers through his hair, pulling him even closer. His hands wandered to her breasts and he squeezed them through her shirt, rubbing his thumbs over her nipples. When Scully moaned he pinched both her nipples just to hear her moan louder. His hands slid down her sides and around to hold her ass. He pressed his erection hard into her and was very surprised when she kept going backwards instead of being stopped by the wall. They found themselves in a short corridor, about three feet long and barely wide enough for Mulders shoulders. The only light in the corridor was a blacklight, which wouldn't be seen outside the corridor, in the middle of the ceiling. "This must go between different parts of the funhouse. I'll bet no one comes here on a regular basis." Mulder said. "Mulder, we shouldn't be doing this here. What if someone does come in here?" "With all the moaning and screaming going on out there I don't think anyone will hear any moaning or screaming we do in here." As Mulder said this he was also kissing his way up Scullys neck in little nibbles and pressing his hardness into her again. Scully moaned and threw her head back, giving him better access to her neck and behind her ear. She had one hand weaved into his hair and the other one was holding onto his behind, urging him to grind harder into her. He finally reached her mouth and they kissed until they both needed to come up for air. Mulder trailed kisses down her neck and into the vee of her shirt. His hand came up and began unbuttoning her shirt while his tongue was making long upward strokes from between her breasts to the underside of her chin. When he finally had Scullys shirt unbuttoned, he undid her bra and pushed it out of the way. His wandering tongue then went to her breast and licked around her nipple, until she wanted to beg him to stop teasing her. His mouth at last closed over her nipple and he sucked it as far into his mouth as he could, flicking his tongue over the pebbled skin. He switched to Scullys other breast, teasing her until she was ready to beg again, before giving her what she wanted so badly. Scullys moaning, along with her roaming hands, was making him unbearably hard. Soon this wasn't enough for either of them. Scully pulled off Mulders tee-shirt and began undoing his jeans, reaching her hand in and rubbing it along the hard length of his erection, her other hand fondling his bare butt cheeks. Still sucking her breasts, Mulder undid Scullys shorts and pushed them and her black silk thong down her legs, kissing his way down the newly exposed skin. Scully lifted one foot and Mulder slid her clothes off that leg, leaving them laying on the bare wood floor. His hands slid up her legs and parted her lips so that his tongue could circle her clit. Two fingers entered her and he sucked on her clit until she pulled him away by his hair. "Now Mulder." Scully moaned. Mulder stood up and lifted Scully up so that he could slide into her. She was braced against the wall and he was holding her there with his hands cupped under her butt. They kissed and sucked and nibbled each other where ever they could reach until neither could stand it anymore. Mulder could not maintain the slow pace they had been going, and began to pump harder and faster. They both moaned with the feeling of being slammed together. Mulder reached between them, found Scullys clit and began rubbing it in time with his thrusts. Scully came loudly, calling Mulders name. The feeling of her squeezing his cock from the inside and squeezing his ass on the outside made him come, feeling like he was going to pass out. They slowly slid to the ground, still locked together. Mulders legs felt like Jell-O. After a few minutes their breathing slowed down enough that they could talk. "Now I know why they call this the funhouse." Mulder smirked. Scully decided she was feeling to good to kill him right now....maybe later. The End