To: Cc: Subject: [XFilesNC17ff] Re: The Newlywed Game 1/2 Date: Saturday, January 06, 2001 5:33 PM Title: The Newlywed Game- X-files style. Author: Kelly Email Address: kelly2@intelos.net Distribute: Anywhere as long as my name is on it, please let me know where. Spoilers: Season 7 Rating: NC-17 Classification: MSR, The Lone Gunmen/other's Summary: Mulder and Scully go on the Newlywed game show, fun is soon to follow. Author's Note: Thanks to my beta reader Jen, and Kimpa for suggestions thanks guys. Disclaimer: I am not the owner, you all know who owns them for god's sake's, it's CC and the 1013 crew. Mention of the Newlywed Game not mine either, folks. Feedback: Yes, please. XXXXXXXXXXXxxx 7:30 a.m. Mulder was spooned up behind Scully, his arm protectively hung over her waist. He let his nose drift through her hair and nuzzled her with a soft kiss. As she sighed and pushed up against him, she felt his morning erection. "Morning Sunshine," he said as he kissed her cheek. "Mmmm Morning." She turned in his arms and kissed him on his bottom lip. Mulder got up from the tangled sheets. He loved married life and now that he and Scully were together, he loved every minute with her. Mulder walked into the shower and turned the shower head on until the water came out in a low hiss. As Scully was getting out of bed she smiled at the wedding ring Mulder had given her. It must have cost a fortune! She loved this man with all of her heart. She slowly made it into the bathroom, opened the shower curtain, and stepped into the warm spray. "Hi," Mulder said as he reached for her. "Hello", she said. He grinned at her and encircled her with his arms. She sighed into his chest as the warm water beaded at her back. She then turned and grabbed a little puff ball, put some liquid soap onto the little puff ball and started to wash Mulder, from the front to the back. She glided up and down . He turned and washed the soap off of himself and then grabbed the puff ball and washed her from the sides, up her back, and over her front side. He loved how he made her gasp as he dipped two fingers into her wet core. She kissed his neck and nibbled on his ear. He turned her to face the shower head and she rinsed all the soap off. She then turned and he put his arm around her waist and kissed her deep and slowly. She bit him on the lower lip and he groaned. "Scully what you do to me"! She smiled at him as she started to move further down his chest, nibbling and tasting. She took his full length in all at once. He began smoothing and caressing her wet hair. "Ohhh Scully you have to stop," he said in barely a whisper. She continued sucking him, scraping her teeth on the outer edge of his penis until he came into her mouth. She then let him go with a pop and looked up at him with that rare Scully smile and kissed her way back up his chest. Mulder kissed her on the neck and nibbled on her earlobe. She giggled. He loved it when she did that. He was probably the only one that could do that to her and get away with it! He then drifted on to her nipples, where he sucked and lavished them. He continued on down to her stomach, licking and nibbling. He finally reached his goal and he licked her thighs, one at a time. He smelled her scent and dipped his tongue into her sweet honey well, nipping and sucking as he went. She had her hands in his silky wet hair, or what she could get a hold of and tugged as he nipped at her. "Mulder you need to stop! Ohhhh feels so good." He licked at her until she was about to come into his mouth, he then drifted his lips back up to her mouth. "What's the matter G-woman, can't take the pressure?" He kissed her on the neck. "I can take it but can you?" She closed her mouth over his. He slid his cock slid into her wet core. After they had washed off the residue, she stepped out of the shower and wrapped a fluffy white towel around her. He turned off the shower and she handed him another fluffy white towel. He wrapped his towel around him, then came up behind her and encircled her the waist. "So what do you want for breakfast?" He kissed her on the earlobe. She smiled at him. "I guess scrambled eggs, toast, a bagel." "Alright." He gave her a quick kiss on the mouth, he walked into the bedroom and put his black boxers on. He found Scully a robe and kissed her deeply on the mouth as he gave it to her. As Mulder was cooking the eggs, Scully walked into the kitchen and looked over his shoulder. "Mmmmm that smells good." She gave him a quick peck on the cheek and went to the cabinet for the drinking glasses. She poured the orange juice and got the bagels out of the toaster. He got the plates and served the eggs. After they had finished their breakfast, Scully put the dishes in the dishwasher. Meanwhile Mulder walked in the living room and turned the television on. A commercial caught his eye-- it was for the Newlywed Game. A number came across the screen and he wrote it down on a piece of note paper. "Scully is going to love this," he thought to himself. Just then she walked in. "What are you up to now ?" she asked. As she sat on the sofa beside him, he gave her a sly grin. "Your going to love this!" XXXXXXXXXxxx "You'd better not be thinking what I think your thinking." "Well, if you would like another beautiful honeymoon, he as moved closer to her and gave her neck a nuzzle, "I think you should go along with me and play this game." "Just who are you going to get to go along with this?" she asked. "I'll give the boys a call and ask them to bring their wives for the fun of it. We haven't seen them in a while and it give us a chance to do something together." He kissed her on the neck. "Alright, you give them a call and I will be in the bedroom getting dressed." She gave him a quick kiss and finally got up from the sofa. Mulder watched as she made her way into the bedroom. He got up walked over to phone and dialed the number he had written down the note paper. "Hello, is this the Newlywed Game?" "Yes, it is . Are you a couple that has been recently married?" the woman asked. "Yes, I liked to be a contestant. I know three other couples who'd like too also." "Well, I can make the arrangements. I'll see what I can do." "Thanks." She got his name and phone number and he hung up. Mulder made a phone call to the Lone Gunmen and asked them if they would go along with his plan. To his surprise they said that they would. It would probably be more fun than anything . Mulder hung up, made his way up to the bedroom door and just gazed at Scully . She was fixing her hair in the mirror she didn't see him until he came up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist . He nuzzled her neck and gave her a quick kiss. "So did you ask the boys?" She turned in his embrace, wrapped her arms around his waist and kissed his chest. "I think they will go along with this." He kissed her on the lips very softly and deeply and licked her bottom lip. The phone rang and he knew it was the lady from the game show. He kissed her on the cheek and went over to answer the phone. "Hello, is this Fox Mulder?" "Yes." "I have an opening for you tomorrow. It will be around 1:00 p.m. Is that alright, Mr. Mulder ?" "Yes, that's just fine". "Thanks ." Mulder then dialed the Lone Gunmen up. "Well, I hope you guys are packing. We got on the show tomorrow!" "I'll call Frohike and Langly," Byers said. "The show starts at 1:00 p.m., so we'll meet you guys there." Mulder walked back into the bedroom and told Scully to start packing because they were on their way to the Newlywed Game. XXXXXXXXXXxxxx 12:30 p.m. Mulder and Scully drove up to the parking lot, followed by the Lone Gunmen and their wives. "Well, I am glad you came," Mulder said. "Thanks for asking us. We are glad to see you. It's been a while," said Byers. "It looks to me like Suzanne is treating you right," Mulder said as he glanced at his stomach. "Yeah she is feeding me," Byers said with a laugh. "Same to you, Mulder. Scully must be a good cook," he laughed. Just then Frohike came with Betty and Langly with Wilma. Betty was a nice looking woman with black hair and eyes-- not typical for Frohike since he preferred redheads. Wilma, on the other hand, had brown hair and blue eyes. She also had a nice build and was the type Langley would kill for. "I will say you guys have been busy haven't you?" Mulder asked. Scullly came to where the guys where talking in the lot and put her arms around Mulder's waist. "What are you up to Mulder?" she asked with a sly smile. "Oh, nothing. Just talking to the boys. Scully, I want you to meet Suzanne, Byer's wife. They met in Las Vegas." "Hi," she said. "Nice to meet you," Suzanne said. "You can call me Dana," Scully said. "So that's your name. I thought you just went by Scully. John has told me so much about you. "Why does Mulder always call you Scully?" "It's a habit I guess," she said and looked into Mulder's hazel eyes. "I guess your going to have to call him Fox once you're on the show," Betty said with a giggle. "Well, I wish you the best and I think it's time for us to go into the building," Mulder said. XXXXXXXXXXXXxxxx 1:00 p.m. John the Announcer " Welcome to the Newlywed Game. Here are four lovely couples just recently married. Our first couple is Fox and Dana Mulder they have been married for five months." Scully was wearing a red blazer and a black skirt, Mulder his gray suit with a striped tie. "Our second couple is John and Suzanne Byers they have been married for four months." Suzanne was wearing a blue blazer and black skirt and John was sporting a blue suit and slacks. "Our third couple is Ringo and Wilma Langley. They have been married for three months." Langly wore his usual black Ramones t-shirt but it was nice and neat. He had a pair of khakis on that went along with his shirt and Wilma was also wearing khakis and a dark purple shirt with Spinal Tap shirt. "Our final couple Melvin and Betty Frohike. They have been married for four months also." Frohike was wearing his usual black suit and slacks, while Betty had a nice flower skirt and white blouse. "And now your host Bob Eubanks!!" Everyone was clapping as Bob came on stage. "Hello"! Are all you happy couple's ready for the Newlywed Game?" "Yess!" all the couples screamed. "Well, as you couples know we ask the gentlemen questions first, then it's the ladies' turn. Then the couple with the most points wins the game." The ladies then walk off to a secluded area and the gentlemen are prepared for their questions. XXXXXXXXxxx "Alright, gentlemen, now that your wives have been secluded off stage, it's your turn to predict what your wife will say. The first three questions are worth 5 points each and the couple with the most points wins the bonus prize. Are the gentlemen ready to play?" "Yes!" the men said. "Now gentlemen since you and your wife have been married, what part on her body does she like the least? Would it be her eyes, ears, throat or nose?" Okay Fox, what part of her body does she like the least." "I'll have to say her ears". "Why is that?" Bob asked. "Well, when I run mouth at her, she doesn't listen to me." "John what about you?" "I'd to have to say her nose." "O.K., Ringo, what about Wilma?" "I'd have to say her ears," he said with a smirk. "Melvin what about you and Betty. What is your answer?" He grinned. "Well, I will say her ears also." The second question is: "when your wife is lying in bed what leaves the deepest impression on the mattress--when she lays on her backside, her side or her stomach? John, what about your wife?" "I'd to say her backside." "Ringo, what about Wilma?" "I'd have to say on her front." "Melvin, what about Betty?" "She probably would say on her side." "And Fox what about Dana?" "I think she would say her backside," Mulder grinned. "You are quite the devil aren't you?" Bob laughed. "Well, I don't know about that. But you would have to ask Dana," he smiled. "Okay, gentlemen this is our last five point question. What would be the best description of your wife's bra-size? Half-full, half-empty, or running over?" "Ringo what you would think of Wilma's?" "I think she would say half-full." "Melvin what about you?" "Running-over, I think she would say that." "John, what would Suzanne say?" "I think she would say running-over." "And Fox"? "I know she is running over." "I'll bet." Okay, gentlemen it's time to bring the wives back on." "The women return to the stage. Now that the ladies are back here are the five point questions. Now, remember that whoever comes closest will win the grand prize. Here is the first question. Ladies, which part of your body do you like the least-- your eyes, nose, throat, or ears? Dana what do you think Fox said?" "I think he would have said my throat." Mulder flipped the sign. "No that's not what he said. He said ears." "Mulder why did you say that?" " Because I tell you things and you fall asleep on me, remember. Scully remembered that night when she was telling Mulder about Daniel. "Yes, I remember." Frohike yelled down at Mulder. "What's the matter with you, punk-ass?" "Shut your mouth Frohike," Mulder grinned. "Alright, Suzanne, what do you think John said?" "I think he would have said my eyes." Byer's flipped the card up. No that's not what he said-- it was your nose." "I thought you'd remember from last night." "Oh, I forgot John, you're right". She smiled. "Okay Wilma, what do you think Ringo said?" "I will say ears." Langly flipped the card. "Yes, that's what he said. Okay Betty, what do you think Melvin said?" "I will say my ears." "Alright! He said ears." They hugged and kissed. "Okay now to our second question. Ladies, when you are lying on the mattress on the bed what makes the deepest impression-- when you are on you stomach, side, or your backside? "What do you think John said?" "Well, I hope he said my backside." He flipped the card. "That's what he said. Wilma what do you think Ringo said. "I think he would say backside." "No! What did you say, Ringo? He said front." "Oh, yes I remember now," she said with a grin. "Betty, what do you think Melvin said?" "I think he would say my backside." "No, he said your side. "Melvin!" she yelled and hit him with a pillow. "You know that is wrong!" she huffed. "Dana, what do you think Fox said?" "He'd better say my backside". Mulder flipped the card. "Yes that's what he said." "Alright!" She gave him a quick kiss. "Okay last of our five point questions. Ladies, what best describes your bra-size. Half-full, half-empty, or running over? Wilma?" "I think Ringo would have said half-full". Langly flipped the card. "Yes, that's what he said. Betty, what do you think Melvin said? "Running over." "Yes that's what he said. Suzanne, what do you think John said. "I think he would say half-full." John showed the card. "No, he said running over". "John! I can't believe you!" she hit him on the shoulder. "Okay, Dana what did Fox say?" "He better have said running-over." Mulder held up his card. "Yes, that's what he said. Okay that was the last of our five points now it's the ladies turn for the 10 point and bonus question." XXXXXXXXxxxxxx "Ladies, now that the husbands are secluded off stage, you have a 10 point question and the bonus. Then we'll see who goes on the grand prize cruise. Ladies, what sporting event reminds you of your honeymoon? Dana what do you say?" "I think baseball," she smiled. "Suzanne, what do you think John said". "I think he would say tennis." "Betty, what do you think?" "I think he would say football." "Wilma, what do you think Ringo would say?" "I think he would say football also." "Second question, ladies: where did you first get your hickey from your husband? Suzanne, where did John first give yours?" "I think it was in my apartment." "Wilma, what about Ringo?" "I think it was in his van." "Betty, what about Melvin?" "I hope he says in his apartment." "Alright, Dana what about you?" "He'd better say his apartment." "Ladies here is last of the 10 point questions. How many chest hairs are on your husbands chest--none, 50, 100, or to many to count? Wilma, how about Ringo?" "He doesn't have many, I would say about 20." "Betty, what would you say about Melvin?" "I think about 50." "Suzanne, what about John?" "I would say 50." "Dana, what about Fox?" "He has quite a few. I say about 50." "Alright ladies, this is the bonus question that is worth 25 points and will determine who will win the grand prize. The question is: ladies, what is your birthday? I need month, day and year. Now your husbands have to have this correct in order to win. "Betty what's your birthday?" "11-21-55." "Wilma, what do you think Ringo will say?" " He'd better say 6-22-75." "Suzanne?" "I hope he says 12-4-63." "Dana what about you?" "Mine is 2-23-64." "Now the gentlemen are back and it's time for the 10 point questions. Gentlemen, remember your honeymoon. What sporting event reminds you of your honeymoon? Fox, what do you think Dana said?" "I have two I can think of. I'll say baseball." Scully flipped the card. "Alright!" she said kissing his soft lips. "Must have been quite a night for you two," Bob said. "You have no idea," Mulder smiled. "Okay John, what do you think Suzanne said?" "I think she would say golf," he said. "No, that's not what she said. What did you say Suzanne?" "I said tennis." "Suzanne!" "Ringo, what do you think Wilma said?" "I think she would say wrestling." "No, that's not what she said." She flipped the card over revealing that her answer was football. "Well, I think it was close enough." Wilma smiled at Ringo. "No points though, sweetie". "Melvin, what did Betty say?" "I think she would have said baseball." Betty flipped the card. "Yes, that's what she said. "Second question guys where did you first give your wife her first hickey? John, where did you give Suzanne get hers?" "My apartment." "Yes, that's what she said." "Ringo, where was Wilma's?" "I think she would say her apartment." "No, that's not what she said." Wilma flipped the card. "The van! I forgot!" " Melvin what about Betty?" "I think my would say her apartment." "No she said the van." "The van! You must have been out with Ringo over there," Frohike said. Betty hit him with a pillow. "No I wasn't." "Alright, Fox where did you first give Dana hers?" "I think it was my apartment." She flipped the card. "Yes that's what she said. Okay gentlemen, our third question. How many chest hairs are on your chest right now- - none, 20, 50 or 100. Ringo, what did Wilma say?" "Well, I don't have many, I'd say about 50." She flipped the card. "Yes, that's what she said. "Melvin, what about you, what did Betty say?" "Oh, about 50," he said. She flipped the card. "Yes, that's what she said. John what do you think Suzanne said?" "She better have said 50." She flipped the card. "Yes, that's what she said. "Alright Fox, what do you think Dana said?" "Well, she hand counted every one she came across so I think she would have said about 50." Scully flipped the card. "Yes, that's what she said. Here's the bonus question gentlemen: What is your wife's birthday? I must have the month, day, and year. Melvin, get this right you and will be in second place for the runner up prize." "It's 11-21-55." "Yes, that's what she said." Ringo you have 20 points also, so you'll get the runner up prize. What is Wilma's birthday?" "It's 6-22-75." She flipped the card. "Yes, that's what she said. John get this right and you will be in first place for the grand prize. What is Suzanne's birthday?" "It's 12-4-63." She flipped the card. "Yes, that's what she said. Alright Fox, what is Dana's birthday? If you get this right you will be going on your second honeymoon." "It's 2-23-64," he said. She flipped the card. "Yes, you are the lucky couple who gets a trip to Tahiti. You other couples get the runner up prizes, worth $1,000. Thanks to all the couples that played today." XXXXX To be continued in Part 2 Coming soon.